$FRAUD COINSOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND
Tracking $521,000,000,000 in government fraud across America. From federal relief to phantom children.
FRAUD HOTSPOTS
Interactive Surveillance Map. 50 monitored jurisdictions.
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FRAUD LEADERBOARD
Your tax dollars at work. Allegedly.
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THE MECHANISM
How federal funds became the seed capital for private empires. Three interlocking systems, zero oversight.
The Federal Fund Siphon
PROGRAM EXPLOITFederal relief programs disbursed $521,000,000,000+ for services never rendered to beneficiaries who do not exist. Each fraudulent claim generated approximately $15k in federal funds.
The Ghost Beneficiary Protocol
DOCUMENTATION LAYERFabricated enrollment records created a paper trail of thousands of non-existent recipients per facility. These "ghosts" served as the collateral basis for massive disbursements.
The Offshore Laundering Network
CROSS-BORDER TRANSFERFunds were laundered through shell companies prior to wire transfer to offshore accounts, then redistributed to finance luxury assets and private operations.
FOLLOW THE MONEY
From federal meal programs to a newly recognized state. A speculative reconstruction based on public court documents and investigative reporting.
Quality Learing Center Opens
The deliberately misspelled daycare facility opens in Minneapolis. Initial USDA meal program enrollment: 847 children.
Network Expansion
Twelve additional facilities open across Minnesota. Combined enrollment claims reach 4,200 children per day.
COVID-19 Acceleration
Pandemic relief funds eliminate in-person verification requirements. Claimed meal counts increase 400% while facilities remain closed.
The PPP/EIDL Frenzy
Congress approves $1.2 trillion in COVID relief. "Self-certification" becomes the most profitable checkbox in history. SBA stops asking questions.
Peak Operations
Network claims to serve 100,000+ meals per week. Wire transfers to Dubai-based accounts exceed $15M monthly.
Lamborghini Dealers Rejoice
FBI reports luxury car purchases spike 400% among first-time PPP recipients. Dealerships begin accepting "business loan" paperwork.
Somaliland Infrastructure Boom
Hargeisa sees unprecedented construction: new government buildings, roads, and a central bank headquarters funded by "overseas investment."
Federal Indictments
78 individuals indicted in the largest pandemic fraud case in U.S. history. FBI deploys additional resources to Minnesota.
Feeding Our Future Trial
47 indicted in Minnesota's OTHER fraud ring. Prosecutors note "staggering overlap" with daycare defendants. State motto unofficially changed to "Land of 10,000 Schemes."
Operation: Jury Tampering
Defendants attempt to bribe a juror during trial. All 5 conspirators eventually plead guilty. The "diamond hands" metaphor writes itself.
The Architect Falls
Aimee Bock, founder of Feeding Our Future, convicted on ALL counts. Key organizer Abdiaziz Farah sentenced to 28 years. 50+ guilty pleas and counting.
Operation Gold Rush
DOJ announces largest healthcare fraud takedown ever: 324 charged, $14.6B in schemes exposed. 1 million identities stolen for fake catheter claims. Medicare calls it "routine oversight."
The Flippening
The flip is complete. The combined holdings of three local "nutrition managers" ($750.9B) now exceed the net worth of Elon Musk ($744.6B). The simulation has officially broken.
Confirmed Net Worth
- 1.Elon Musk - $744.6B
- 2.Abdiaziz Shafii Farah - $257.6B
- 3.Mohamed Jama Ismail - $249.4B
- 4.Abdimajid Mohamed Nur - $243.9B
$FRAUD holders outnumber phantom children
$FRAUD holders now outnumber the phantom children originally claimed. Somaliland opens "Learing Memorial Highway." Meme magic is real.
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